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Post by nijil-xnv on Dec 18, 2011 18:42:12 GMT -6
Inside the kitchen drawer, he's always there; a partially melted piece, of silverware. Hahahahaha Oh man...we're composing songs to cutlery now. That's not so bad. Once I wrote a song about a doorknob. It was very moving. *nods in all seriousness*
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Post by nessundorma345 on Dec 18, 2011 19:57:35 GMT -6
"A need too urgent to deny" Do those people know who the bloody hell is Erik? Obviously, they DON'T! Of course not! I mean, what's the point in reading the source material anyway??? ...oh wait, it's PoManhattan for that, isn't it? Well then, i can't blame them for not reading the source material.
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Post by nijil-xnv on Dec 18, 2011 20:11:55 GMT -6
Of course not! I mean, what's the point in reading the source material anyway??? ...oh wait, it's PoManhattan for that, isn't it? Well then, i can't blame them for not reading the source material. Such a terrible...book...eh...
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Post by The-Savage-Nymph on Dec 18, 2011 20:38:57 GMT -6
SO GUYS. CRACK PAIRINGS. Because they're just so much fun. I ship Robert Englund Erik with Christiane from Les Yeux Sans Visage. Because they both have other people's skin stitched to their faces. It's a very weak ship-maker, I know. Here I was, innocently searching the web for Erik/Christine NC-17 stuff and WHAT DO I FIND? ?? Carlotta/ Christine! The MERE THOUGHT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by nijil-xnv on Dec 18, 2011 21:24:03 GMT -6
SO GUYS. CRACK PAIRINGS. Because they're just so much fun. I ship Robert Englund Erik with Christiane from Les Yeux Sans Visage. Because they both have other people's skin stitched to their faces. It's a very weak ship-maker, I know. Here I was, innocently searching the web for Erik/Christine NC-17 stuff and WHAT DO I FIND? ?? Carlotta/ Christine! The MERE THOUGHT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! Well... if Carlotta was truely built like the majority of the sapranos of the time, at least she could keep skinny Christine...warm? *shudders*
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Post by salierisantfarm on Dec 18, 2011 23:35:45 GMT -6
SO GUYS. CRACK PAIRINGS. Because they're just so much fun. I ship Robert Englund Erik with Christiane from Les Yeux Sans Visage. Because they both have other people's skin stitched to their faces. It's a very weak ship-maker, I know. Here I was, innocently searching the web for Erik/Christine NC-17 stuff and WHAT DO I FIND? ?? Carlotta/ Christine! The MERE THOUGHT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!![/quote I wouldn't exactly call looking for NC-17 fanfic "innocent," hee hee. But still, WHAT? Just... WHAT??
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Post by wulphe on Dec 19, 2011 0:43:25 GMT -6
Hey, it's no worse than all the Erik/Raoul stuff out there... 1. I don't buy into Yaoi. 2. Just... NO!! WHY!! Please don't! I've read some good Leroux-Erik lemons. I actually go out of my way to find them in particular. There must be something wrong with me. It's not necrophilia if his heart's beating! >.< Which reminds me of a funny comic by f-warp with Erik vs. Dracula. Drac says "I'm a living corpse that looks like a human being." and Erik says "I am a human being that looks like a living corpse." Hehe.. great stuff.
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Post by The-Savage-Nymph on Dec 19, 2011 4:49:29 GMT -6
Hey, it's no worse than all the Erik/Raoul stuff out there... 1. I don't buy into Yaoi. 2. Just... NO!! WHY!! Please don't! I've read some good Leroux-Erik lemons. I actually go out of my way to find them in particular. There must be something wrong with me. It's not necrophilia if his heart's beating! >.< Which reminds me of a funny comic by f-warp with Erik vs. Dracula. Drac says "I'm a living corpse that looks like a human being." and Erik says "I am a human being that looks like a living corpse." Hehe.. great stuff. I don't know, Erik/Nadir is pretty EWWWW too... I found it sad that good stories turn to... be not so good in the end. Only yesterday I read a story that started out so good with Erik being mysterious, demanding, humble, you name it. And THEN Christine went like... "Okay, I love you! you hear me? I love you. Really. like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!!!!! Have sex with me! NOW!!!!" And Erik goes like: "What? Really?? Really REALLY? Okay!"
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Post by nijil-xnv on Dec 19, 2011 9:48:23 GMT -6
Hey, it's no worse than all the Erik/Raoul stuff out there... 1. I don't buy into Yaoi. 2. Just... NO!! WHY!! Please don't! I've read some good Leroux-Erik lemons. I actually go out of my way to find them in particular. There must be something wrong with me. It's not necrophilia if his heart's beating! >.< Which reminds me of a funny comic by f-warp with Erik vs. Dracula. Drac says "I'm a living corpse that looks like a human being." and Erik says "I am a human being that looks like a living corpse." Hehe.. great stuff. I don't know, Erik/Nadir is pretty EWWWW too... I found it sad that good stories turn to... be not so good in the end. Only yesterday I read a story that started out so good with Erik being mysterious, demanding, humble, you name it. And THEN Christine went like... "Okay, I love you! you hear me? I love you. Really. like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!!!!! Have sex with me! NOW!!!!" And Erik goes like: "What? Really?? Really REALLY? Okay!" Once again... *shudders*
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Post by wulphe on Dec 19, 2011 9:55:32 GMT -6
Hey, it's no worse than all the Erik/Raoul stuff out there... 1. I don't buy into Yaoi. 2. Just... NO!! WHY!! Please don't! I've read some good Leroux-Erik lemons. I actually go out of my way to find them in particular. There must be something wrong with me. It's not necrophilia if his heart's beating! >.< Which reminds me of a funny comic by f-warp with Erik vs. Dracula. Drac says "I'm a living corpse that looks like a human being." and Erik says "I am a human being that looks like a living corpse." Hehe.. great stuff. I don't know, Erik/Nadir is pretty EWWWW too... I found it sad that good stories turn to... be not so good in the end. Only yesterday I read a story that started out so good with Erik being mysterious, demanding, humble, you name it. And THEN Christine went like... "Okay, I love you! you hear me? I love you. Really. like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!!!!! Have sex with me! NOW!!!!" And Erik goes like: "What? Really?? Really REALLY? Okay!" How unfortunate. So far, I've only read one fic that was really true to Leroux Erik, but at the same time it took ALL of the fight/fire out of Christine. *sigh* At least they weren't Raoul-bashing.
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Post by The-Savage-Nymph on Dec 19, 2011 10:04:27 GMT -6
I don't know, Erik/Nadir is pretty EWWWW too... I found it sad that good stories turn to... be not so good in the end. Only yesterday I read a story that started out so good with Erik being mysterious, demanding, humble, you name it. And THEN Christine went like... "Okay, I love you! you hear me? I love you. Really. like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!!!!! Have sex with me! NOW!!!!" And Erik goes like: "What? Really?? Really REALLY? Okay!" How unfortunate. So far, I've only read one fic that was really true to Leroux Erik, but at the same time it took ALL of the fight/fire out of Christine. *sigh* At least they weren't Raoul-bashing. In that Story Christine was like: Don't you see I LOVE him Raoul?? Go away! And Erik was standing next to her when she said that and he had NO clue. Like this: Erik and Christine argue, Raoul comes to the rescue, Christine doesn't want to be rescued, tells Raoul to take a hike, Erik falls from shock, she helps him up and they... have sex right after Raoul leaves.... having a looooooooooooong conversation during... things... Gnaaaaaaaaa........
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Post by briggspower on Dec 19, 2011 10:33:39 GMT -6
How unfortunate. So far, I've only read one fic that was really true to Leroux Erik, but at the same time it took ALL of the fight/fire out of Christine. *sigh* At least they weren't Raoul-bashing. In that Story Christine was like: Don't you see I LOVE him Raoul?? Go away! And Erik was standing next to her when she said that and he had NO clue. Like this: Erik and Christine argue, Raoul comes to the rescue, Christine doesn't want to be rescued, tells Raoul to take a hike, Erik falls from shock, she helps him up and they... have sex right after Raoul leaves.... having a looooooooooooong conversation during... things... Gnaaaaaaaaa........ I want to hurt myself Gimme the link of this story
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Post by nijil-xnv on Dec 19, 2011 11:09:15 GMT -6
How unfortunate. So far, I've only read one fic that was really true to Leroux Erik, but at the same time it took ALL of the fight/fire out of Christine. *sigh* At least they weren't Raoul-bashing. In that Story Christine was like: Don't you see I LOVE him Raoul?? Go away! And Erik was standing next to her when she said that and he had NO clue. Like this: Erik and Christine argue, Raoul comes to the rescue, Christine doesn't want to be rescued, tells Raoul to take a hike, Erik falls from shock, she helps him up and they... have sex right after Raoul leaves.... having a looooooooooooong conversation during... things... Gnaaaaaaaaa........ Poor Erik... I think that kind of... "enthusiasm" would scare him...
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Post by wulphe on Dec 19, 2011 12:12:17 GMT -6
How unfortunate. So far, I've only read one fic that was really true to Leroux Erik, but at the same time it took ALL of the fight/fire out of Christine. *sigh* At least they weren't Raoul-bashing. In that Story Christine was like: Don't you see I LOVE him Raoul?? Go away! And Erik was standing next to her when she said that and he had NO clue. Like this: Erik and Christine argue, Raoul comes to the rescue, Christine doesn't want to be rescued, tells Raoul to take a hike, Erik falls from shock, she helps him up and they... have sex right after Raoul leaves.... having a looooooooooooong conversation during... things... Gnaaaaaaaaa........ UGH!! I hate stories where Christine turns into a Mary-Sue, and I REALLY hate stories where she has to physically save Erik from something stupid. First of all, any story where Christine is suddenly head-over-heels in love with Erik shows no respect for her character. You can't just twist her into something ugly for the sake of making him happy! And seeing Erik in such a pathetic situation... feels wrong on so many levels.
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Post by asianorange on Dec 19, 2011 12:29:42 GMT -6
I don't know, Erik/Nadir is pretty EWWWW too... I found it sad that good stories turn to... be not so good in the end. Only yesterday I read a story that started out so good with Erik being mysterious, demanding, humble, you name it. And THEN Christine went like... "Okay, I love you! you hear me? I love you. Really. like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!!!!! Have sex with me! NOW!!!!" And Erik goes like: "What? Really?? Really REALLY? Okay!" Yeah...Erik/Nadir...Erik/Raoul...that...would never happen. I don't know how in any universe of any fiction that any author writes, I don't know how they could make any of that believable. It's not there in the first place. Hahaha...I love how you wrote Erik's response. "WHAT? Really? Really REALLY?? OKAY!"
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