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Post by The-Savage-Nymph on Dec 8, 2011 12:45:43 GMT -6
If you guys think the Dario Argento version is bad, you haven't seen nothing. As I pointed out before, at least that one is bad in a way that it's kinda funny (like the scene with Raoul and Philippe in the bath house). If you really want bad, watch PR's review on Angel of Music. The only way that could be turned into something funny is by making a completely new movie as a parody. I... I have been traumatised for life O.o This... thing is as bad as Eriks face >.< (No offence to Erik intended) |
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Post by wulphe on Dec 8, 2011 16:26:10 GMT -6
I will definitely check that one out next. Haha, I'm just going through all of the PR's stuff. I love PR's stuff. I found it just at the right moment, when I was going on my own quest to find/watch all the Phantom adaptations. I literally watched his entire series in 2 days. Favorite quote: "I'd rather have a rabid velociraptor suffering from terminal halitosis perform fellatio on me than have to sit through Phantom of the Megaplex again!" I... I have been traumatised for life O.o This... thing is as bad as Eriks face >.< (No offence to Erik intended) Mwahaha! I spread the misery. That woman, in particular, CAN NOT ACT! What the hell were they thinking? I kinda lost track of wtf that movie had to do with PotO. |
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Post by asianorange on Dec 12, 2011 2:38:19 GMT -6
Okay...I started watching the Angel of Music PR review. and omg...I don't...I don't even...I can't even. IT WAS FREAKING HORRIBLE. WHAT THE **&(*&(&*&*^*&^*&....WHY? I can understand, like PR said, if it was trying to be a fan-made movie but it ISN'T. And it actually has an IMDB entry with TRIVIA...what?? I could make a better film with stick figures and box of paperclips than that extremely poor excuse for a movie. I couldn't even finish the whole thing and it was just the REVIEW. Those actors should never work again. A cardboard cutout could have replaced them and no one would have known the difference. "Emoting? What's that?" they seem to say. And the background? They can't find a street in all of the known world to film against? Where did they spend their budget? On the one camera shot that actually looks professional? Because it for sure wasn't on the actors, or the lighting, or the setting, or the overdubbing....or the plot in general. I want my 20 minutes back.
It's even worse than the Dario Argento version and that's saying something. At least the Dario Argento version was somewhat amusing. That...that was just a waste of my time.
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Post by wulphe on Dec 12, 2011 3:07:53 GMT -6
Now you understand why I can't hate LND. XD
A shame you didn't finish the review, a couple people and PR got together and made a "trailer" for their own fan-movie. It's just a joke, pretty much mockingly referencing all the other Phantom adaptations, but it's pretty goofy. I think they uploaded it separately as well though, so you don't *have* to watch the whole Angel of Music review.
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Post by asianorange on Dec 14, 2011 15:24:31 GMT -6
Now you understand why I can't hate LND. XD A shame you didn't finish the review, a couple people and PR got together and made a "trailer" for their own fan-movie. It's just a joke, pretty much mockingly referencing all the other Phantom adaptations, but it's pretty goofy. I think they uploaded it separately as well though, so you don't *have* to watch the whole Angel of Music review. Yeah I watched part of the trailer. It was quite goofy. Haha. Yeah...while I have many problems with LND...it still was not as bad as that absolute piece of crap of a movie. |
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Post by wulphe on Dec 14, 2011 15:43:01 GMT -6
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Post by salierisantfarm on Dec 18, 2011 15:49:16 GMT -6
Yeah, the Julian Sands version is pretty bad, but the Phantom has the best pick-up line EVER. "Your voice fills my soul with divine light." Now picture ANY OTHER ERIK SAYING THAT, and... *swoon!*
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Post by wulphe on Dec 19, 2011 0:19:57 GMT -6
I always liked the good old "Your soul is a beautiful thing child. And I thank you. No emperor ever received so fair a gift." line from the original. *starry-eyes*
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Post by nessundorma345 on Dec 19, 2011 6:05:42 GMT -6
i love the awkward dialogue in the picnic scene in the Charles Dance version 'do you find that apt?' 'oh...yes' 'apt to what?' 'well apt...to what you wish!' 'exactly so.'  |
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Post by salierisantfarm on Dec 19, 2011 14:15:42 GMT -6
i love the awkward dialogue in the picnic scene in the Charles Dance version 'do you find that apt?' 'oh...yes' 'apt to what?' 'well apt...to what you wish!' 'exactly so.' OH MY GOSH YES. I only wish Christine had continued this train of conversation with "What is it you wish for?" THEN we might've GOTTEN somewhere. Somewhere other than a dead faint, that is. |
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Post by nijil-xnv on Dec 19, 2011 22:49:59 GMT -6
i love the awkward dialogue in the picnic scene in the Charles Dance version 'do you find that apt?' 'oh...yes' 'apt to what?' 'well apt...to what you wish!' 'exactly so.' OH MY GOSH YES. I only wish Christine had continued this train of conversation with "What is it you wish for?" THEN we might've GOTTEN somewhere. Somewhere other than a dead faint, that is. I love that scene. Poor Erik. |
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Post by The-Savage-Nymph on Dec 20, 2011 10:27:52 GMT -6
OH MY GOSH YES. I only wish Christine had continued this train of conversation with "What is it you wish for?" THEN we might've GOTTEN somewhere. Somewhere other than a dead faint, that is. I love that scene. Poor Erik. I just love the Yeston&Kopit Eri. He's all like a child. So sweet. But then again: "I am not used to killing people. And you habe no sense of humor." |
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Post by salierisantfarm on Dec 20, 2011 18:15:24 GMT -6
I always liked the good old "Your soul is a beautiful thing child. And I thank you. No emperor ever received so fair a gift." line from the original. *starry-eyes* Yes, that has to win the romantic Erik quotes contest. |
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Post by salierisantfarm on Dec 20, 2011 18:22:40 GMT -6
From what I've heard, the book "Life After Phantom: Opera Erotica" is pretty darn gag-worthy.
ALSO, if you ever see a CD labeled "The London Westend Singers & The London Theatre Orchestra perform a tribute to the music from THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA," don't bother investigating it further. It is one of the most horrible pseudo-cast-recordings I have ever heard. EVER.
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Post by wulphe on Dec 20, 2011 20:34:56 GMT -6
OH! Here's another good Erik quote I liked, from the Englund movie: "You love the music; I AM the music!" /squee!!
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